The Mouse and The Donald

by Yoni Brenner

 

   Ambling through Central Park one day, a mouse happens upon Donald Trump,

trapped in a hunter's net.  The mouse asks the Donald if he can be of any

assistance. "How could you help me?" scoffs the Donald. "I am Donald Trump and

you are just a lowly mouse."

   Several years later, the Donald calls the mouse into his office. "Your division

underperformed again, Johnson,"  says the Donald. "Someone's gonna have to take

the fall."  "But, Donald!"  cries the mouse.  "Don't you remember why you hired me?

How I nibbled through that net and saved you from the hunters?"  The Donald thinks

for a moment, then replies, " I don't remember it that way."

   Moral: Success is fleeting, so keep a paper trail.